My Horoscope

I’ve recently started using a Google Personalized homepage as opposed to the plain old search box. I find this very useful for little news snippets and quite comical quotes. By default, however, it enables a horoscope module, which offers me such insights to my day as “turning on the charm today isn’t quite as effective as you wish.”

I’m also greeted with this ugly picture when I launch Firefox.

I’m more inclined to follow my horoscope’s advice when it tells me things such as “You should put off all of your responsibilities today”